Girlfriend: Good morning Wojak, I
have a day off we should go out today. Girlfriend: Why are you so
quiet and already on your phone? Girlfriend: We should really go out today. Girlfriend: We didn't go anywhere
for the last three months. Wojak: That's because Kitten coin was
dumping, we should do something nice today. How about a fancy restaurant?
Girlfriend: I love you Wojak. I need to get ready. Wojak: Why do people so want to waste money? If we
invested those $100 for lunch into kitten coin it would be worth $10.000, it's like paying $10.000
for a dinner and it doesn't even cure cancer. Girlfriend: I'm so happy we are finally
going out Wojak. Who are you chatting with on your phone? I can see you are smiling.
Wojak: No baby, I am just checking my portfolio. We should go to an exclusive restaurant,
let's celebrate your day off. Girlfriend: I like these shrimps and
the French wine, what will you have? Wojak: $500 for a bottle of
wine that could be $50.000. Let's have a champagne baby, we deserve it. Girlfriend: i love you Wojak.
Wojak: Let me check my portfolio.
Wojak: I need to buy more
kitten coin, it just dipped. Wojak: I am actually not
feeling like drinking today, can we return this champagne let's
have some water it's healthy. Girlfriend: Good morning Wojak, I can
see that you're on your phone again. It's so good that we have booked the vacation. Wojak: I need to buy more kitten
coin, I don't have any money left. Wojak: Baby I think I might have caught covid, let's move this vacation for
another time when I feel better.
Girlfriend: Whatever, where are we
going at today. I barely slept from all of your trading alerts
last night. Why do you keep setting them up when you never trade.
Wojak: You never know when a fake out will be a breakout kitten coin is bound to
moon soon. I had bought so many of them. Bogdanoff: Hi Chad, he bought kitten coins
with all his money we dump now, dump it! Girlfriend: Good Wojak, happy for you. Are we going anywhere tonight?
Wojak: Yes darling, I am so happy I have bought more kitten coins on discount. Let's
celebrate! I should check my portfolio.
Wojak: Baby, I actually have a headache.
Girlfriend: What happened? Is kitten coin down?
Wojak: Yes, but it's just a small dip. I need to buy more.
Girlfriend: I heard from Chad that it's a scam and he sold them all.
Wojak: What!? With Chad, really? two months later
Girlfriend: I'm so glad I left that loser over you Chad. That's
a nice car coming, when will we get a lambo? Wojak: Hi there no miowers.
Megan Fox: Why are we stopping for these losers?.